advice of the day

(this was learned in a fancy-shmancy banquet, where I was sitting next to the only sane person in the room. dubbed "the only relationship advice i would ever need")

"A horse that farts will never tire,
A man that farts is the one to hire"

ok... and also, today at the pool I heard this conversation (THIS IS NOT A JOKE)... it is here so that people understand that what they do may rub off on their children, so watch your mouth! 3 girls are having a swim race and suddenly stop.

Girl One: Jenna, how old are you?
Jenna: 7
Girl One: Well, we all don't have the energy of a 7 year old...
Jenna: (pause) how old are you?
Girl One: I'm 8. (points to friend) But she's 9, and we just don't have as much energy as you.